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 Hindi Jokes

 Ik Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Driver ne sheesha set kiya.

Haryanvi gusse mein bola: meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!

    

 Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun. 

 

    

   Ik Haryanvi Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya.

Funny Haryanvi ChhoraBimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

 

   

   Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...

Funniest Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

 

  Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.

Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?

      

 Ik Short Gujarati man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Gujju train nahi chada.

Short Gujarati man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Short Gujarati man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Short Gujarati man: Aap kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

 

Short Gujarati man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?  

                     

   Punjabioye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Gujaratiyaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

 

    Beggar To Gujarati: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.

Funny Gujarati: Yeh lo HAJMOLA..

 

  Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola:Baki 999 kon hain?